....the term "gettin hitched" doesn't make you think of getting married. |
....you park on your pad rather than live in it. |
....if you wake up in the morning and ask yourself, "Where are we?"
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....your an adult and you still have to have quiet time. |
....you take up 8 parking spaces when you park at Wal-mart |
....your deck is built from indoor/out door carpet |
....being overweight is a safety issue instead of a health issue. |
....you have two sets of everything, you might be an RVer. |
....your license plate frame reads... "home is where you park it" |
....your picture window is a windshield |
....you get your replacement light bulbs at an auto supply |
....you think "GVWR" means Great Vacation While Roaming. |
....you think a "Fifth Wheel" is your spare tire. |
....you always take the scenic route instead of the fastest |
....you ask the real estate agent about restrictive covenants |
....you take your kids out of school to go camping. |
....your "house" has a carbon monoxide detector in it. |
....your only hobby is tinkering with your MOHO. |
....you lift up on the handle before opening a drawer |
....you enjoy slides, and not the ones in the park |
....you spend all winter collecting things for the RV |
....you no longer make fun of rednecks |
....the first thing you check out after a storm is for damage to the RV! |
....you owe more money on your RV, than your home |
....you're not a boyscout, but still go to jamboree's |
....your kids NEVER ask "RV there yet? |
....when you get tired of the neighbors you move in one day. |
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